Received this funny sms written in Mumbaiya Hindi:
God poochha: Kidhar jaana mangta? Swarg ya narak?
Apun bindaas bola: Narak
Malum tha tum sala dost udharich milega. Bole toh, jidharich tum udharich swarg
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God asked me whether I would like to go to heaven or hell. I said Hell. I know that you, my friend, are in hell. Heaven, for me, is wherever you are.
Bole toh... time for me to go to sleep.

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